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FUCK YEAH, JEARS!: How to perform CPR, by Jack... →
bastardfromabasket:
Become extremely frustrated and breathe heavily.
Punch patient repeatedly in the chest. If you can hear ribs cracking, you’re doing it right.
Repeatedly yell COME ON. COME OOOON. COME ON. Put Gob Bluth to shame.
Lose hope and begin Jearing.
Jear.
Still Jearing? Good.
